Vinyl Tap is proud to report that we all have armadillos in our trousers. We believe there is nothing wrong with being sexy. We acknowledge that playing rock ‘n’ roll music keeps us in a state of arrested development. And believe us, we know that it’s a fine line between stupid and clever, To date, none of our members have died in bizarre gardening accidents, nor have any of our drummers (past or present) combusted spontaneously on stage. But we’re working on that . . .

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